When Premiers Destroy Bike Lanes, I Make Games

Image of cyclists in Toronto on Bloor Street riding in support of protected cycling.
Image of cyclists in Toronto on Bloor Street riding in support of protected cycling.

I live in Toronto, the capital of Ontario, Canada and this week the Premier of the province has delivered on his promise to make traffic worse and endanger the lives of people within the city. Yes, you read that right. A sitting politician has excitedly made life more dangerous for his constituents. He’s so into ensuring commuting is more dangerous that the legislation makes it so you can’t sue the government if you get injured (or worse!). Of course, I’m talking about Conservative Premier Doug Ford’s $48 million destruction of road safety infrastructure in Toronto on Bloor St.

Don’t take my word for it: ask the Ontario Society of Professional Engineers, health care workers, student unions, more health care workers, and of course Cycle Toronto. Even people that love roads are opposed to removing bike lanes!

As a human being who thinks road safety is important I got mad at Ford’s wasteful spending which will make my city worse. I emailed every Conservative MPP and didn’t get a single response (but added to their newsletters which might be illegal). I went to rallies, signed petitions, and did all the things one ought to do to try and correct bad government planning. I’ve even emailed and called ATS Traffic and Verdi Alliance. For context, the photo above is from one action to protect the lanes.

Obviously, none of those approaches worked (yet) so I turned my frustration into games. First I made Dougie’s Delusion which is all about the fantasy of our premier that we can go back to the early 80s when allegedly dealing drugs, ummm I mean delivering packages, was easy on mostly empty streets. You can play it embedded here, click on the full screen button in the bottom right of the frame.

Also playable on itch.io.

Newer creations

Since then I have made more games and interactive things, you can try them all now.

Gridlock vs. Flow A puzzle game about urban transit efficiency. Assign lanes to cars, buses, and bikes across four levels. This game demonstrates the efficiencies of sustainable transportation options.

Bike Lane Myth Buster Just a little quiz meant to get people to realize that their assumptions about traffic may be incorrect. Yes, bike lanes are good for moving people within a city and great for local economies.

Car vs. Bike Lifetime Cost Analyzer See how much you can save by riding a bicycle. This is just an interactive graph. Hint: it’s a lot.

Conservative Bike Simulator This is the most ambitious so far and it’s not any good yet. Feedback is welcome on this first-person bike riding game where you randomly get doored and cars randomly veer into you if you’re not in a protected bike lane. I went so far as downloading OSM data to try and recreate Bloor street in detail.

Good news!

I want to end on a positive note that Cycle Toronto has decided to take their challenge of the lane removal all the way up to the Supreme Court of Canada! Stay safe on those dangerous car-filled streets my friends!

On the first night we got the destruction crew to call it quits:

First and second truck have left. LFG🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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— Tom Flood (@tomflood.bsky.social) October 13, 2026 at 7:55 PM

There is clearly a culture shift in the city since 2012 when Doug Ford’s brother ripped out a bike lane and it was just me and one other person there trying to stop it.

A lot has changed since Nov. 13 2012 when I protested Rob Ford removing bike lanes on Jarvis. The only other protester there was @fuzzywuzzyto.bsky.social (who got arrested minutes before I arrived). I slowed down the machine the rest of the way at least.

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— Adam (@mrfaceplant.bsky.social) October 15, 2026 at 4:00 PM